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itsfunnytome:

If real like was like a video game [full album]

German for grim

shitmystudentswrite:

"Grimm Household Stories" are called Grimm because that is German for grim.

natawhat:

cornerof5thandvermouth:

babygoatsandfriends:

Koalas having an argument.

if you have never heard a koala noise before, here is yr chance

they sound like fuzzy bike horns

geekycrap:

this is my favourite vine ever and I will never get tired of it

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If you are female, expressing hatred for your own body is not just acceptable, it’s practically de rigeur. Failure to indulge in the requisite amount of self-flagellation – my thighs! my skin! my face! – isn’t just negligent, it’s unfeminine. Self-hatred is fundamental to how femininity is constructed, more fundamental than any of the more obvious external symbols (dress, make-up, shoes). What matters is not that you are beautiful, but you know your place in the beauty hierarchy (and since every woman ages, every woman’s place will eventually be somewhere at the bottom).

Young women are encouraged to bond over their dislike of excess body hair, surplus flesh and “uneven” skin. They are meant to do so in a jovial way, egged on by perky adverts informing them what “real women” do: worry about having underarms beautiful enough for a sleeveless top, celebrate curves with apologetic booty shakes and cackle ruefully over miserable Sex-and-the-City-style lunches of Ryvita and Dulcolax. It’s a gendered ritual; men get football and booze, women get control pants and detoxes. We are supposed, of course, to be grateful. Hey, you don’t have to be perfect! Just know you’re not perfect and act accordingly, with the appropriate levels of guilt and shame!

Fairy tale after fairy tale tells us that what matters is being beautiful “on the inside” but what does that really mean? It means submission, obedience and the suppression of one’s own desires. Don’t be haughty and proud. Clean the hearth. Kiss the frog. Love the beast. Suck it up when you’re replaced by a younger model. Sure, you may look fine, but you mustn’t feel fine. You mustn’t be vain. You mustn’t be angry. All fury and pain must be turned back on itself. That way you’ll be a real princess: silent, fragile and never threatening to challenge the status quo.

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"… Tolkien’s own misadventures with his first automobile, purchased in 1932, were the source of some of Mr. Bliss’s escapades. Tolkien was known to accelerate across busy intersections crying out ‘Charge ‘em and they scatter!’ and once knocked down a stone wall during a family vacation."
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Beyond The Hobbit, Janet Brennan Croft

I give you John “Road Rage” Tolkien

(via undercovermartin)

every time I forget why Tolkien is my favorite imaginary grandpa, I come across something like this

(via thedaisiestdaisy)

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My #1 Tip for Doing Well at University

ivyblossom:

  • Sit down with all your syllabi and a calendar. Paper, digital, it doesn’t matter. 
  • Put all your deadlines into your calendar.
  • Look at it.
  • See how they tend to clump together? Just because they’re due at the same time doesn’t mean you have to do them at the same time.
  • Work out which assignments you can do ahead of time. If you’re in Arts & Humanities, that’s all of them.
  • Assign each assignment you have an entire week in your calendar. Do not overlap them.
  • Block out the weeks very visibly and label them with which assignment you’ll be working on. 
  • Advanced Nerd Power Up: give yourself at least a week of wiggle room in case you finish the assignment and decide you could do better and want to try again.
  • If you’re worried you’ll forget about your schedule, get a poster-size, reusable wall calendar and put your monthly schedule on it. Update it weekly so that the next month peeks in from the bottom. Put it somewhere you can’t miss it.
  • Know what you should be working on at all times.
  • Follow your schedule. Do your assignments on your deadlines, not theirs.
  • On the days these assignments are due, all you need to do it print/submit them. You will be the most chill person you know. No all-nighters, no panic.
  • Enjoy your place on the honour roll/dean’s list.

boltonsrepairshop:

IS THAT A GIF IN A GIF IN A GIF

keikilanidraws:

sno4wy:

How To Draw Better In 2 Minutes

I expected this to be a troll video about sacrificing your soul in exchange for art skills or something but this was actually very informative.

schuckthetruckup:

ringokotomi:

Do authors cry when they kill the best character or do they smile, laugh and have a cup of tea with satan

the difference between jk rowling and george rr martin 

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