if there is actually going to be a zombie apocalypse i will:
- take car
- go to mum’s
- kill phil
- grab liz
- go to the winchester
- have a nice cold pint
- and wait for all this to blow over
That plan is a slice of fried gold.
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Put away those fiery biscuits.
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Umweltmann
Doing tiny animations for work. Umweltmann is “Environmental Man’ in German, and he is here to teach you the importance of preventing pollution and recycling.




mercuryseas replied to your post: I started an ask blog for Gary Smith from Bully. …
I love you more and more each day. XD
B’awww. I love you too. =3
rainyspade replied to your post: Watching House for the First Time
I’m curious as to why you start 2 days after the finally…lol
It ended? Fuck.
remember the time shrek 2 ended with the best animated music number ever for no apparent reason
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Watching House for the First Time
Me:This seems unethical.
Boyfriend: Welcome to House.
mercuryseas asked: Dead Center, Swamp Fever, or The Parish?
I can wholeheartedly eliminate Swamp Fever. I always play as Nick, and I can emphasize with him being totally grossed the fuck out when in that place. I’ve always found that finale to be the most annoying as well, because you finish and then you have to limp your way to the docks as they explode around you, and why not have a few more tanks that may or may not spawn in front of you as well?
It’s harder to choose between Dead Center and the Parish, but ultimately I think I prefer Dead Center. I love them both and have had truly hilarious and memorable moments both in the mall and crossing that damn bridge.
What it comes down to, I guess, is the fact that if you have an M16, you can shoot the shape of a boobie into the elevator doors on the final level. Then when you press the down button, the doors slide shut and the pattern duplicates. One boob becomes two.
My boyfriend always does this, and it’s my responsibility as Nick to yell, “TITS.”
I like Dead Center!


