when it’s too much even for your own standards

(via crapola-inc)

lesbianvamp:

It occurred to Dr Lecter in the moment that with all his knowledge and intrusion, he could never entirely predict her, or own her at all. He could feed the caterpillar, he could whisper through the chrysalis; what hatched out followed its own nature and was beyond him.

Hannibal, Thomas Harris

nepetaleijons:

when u make a mistake

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(via the-unicorns-of-this-generation)

leeeeeeeeeegooooooooolaaaaaaaaas:

List of incredibly hot things to say during sex:

  • GONDOR CALLS FOR AID
  • BLESS US AND SPLASH US PRECIOUS
  • THEY’RE TAKING THE HOBBITS TO ISENGARD
  • MUSTER THE ROHIRRIM
  • RELEASE THE RIVER
  • ISILDUR

(via wierdbuthatsok)

marikura:

people who skip cutscenes the first time they have ever played the game

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(via peanutbuttergamegrumps)

oneoftheherondales:

To people who followed me for one specific fandom, I am so so sorry

(via spiffynikki)

tacoarmy:

"if you were a fruit what would you be?" 

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(via l0ki-causes-ragnorock)

compasswaters:

100% of people who tell you you’re too sensitive are saying it because they don’t want to be held responsible for your reaction when they mistreat you

(via the-social-recluse)